Some of my friends aren’t cool

Ok, let the joking begin… read Alan’s question to me at the bottom of this snapshot:

“Was this email correspondence predestined?”

Funny guy. Though I guess it’s appropriate for my first foray into a Reformed church.

And I have to admit, it’s a pretty good punch from a Mechanical Engineer….

For my friend Jon G

What do you call a dog with no legs?

-It doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

-Ground beef